I'm obsessed with many things at the moment (booking this blasted holiday, work, finding the recipe for Annabel Caramel's carrot cake without forking out £12 for the book, to name but a few), but I find my thoughts are increasingly drawn to Katie Price/Jordan and Peter Andre.
What has happened to me that I think their reality TV series is the best thing I've ever seen? I'm properly enthralled by it. Her boobs! His taste in clothes! Their non-tacky wedding! Her emergency emergency caesarian! Her lack of cellulite! His cheesy songs! His obsession with espresso! Her boobs!
I absolutely love them. I'm even considering buying Katie's autobiography (including the chapter "my love for Peter"). I hope they have armies of children together and that they take over the world, forcing everyone to have ridiculous boob jobs and wear baseball caps backwards and hoodies a la 1995 - and all to the tune of Mysterious Girl.
And I'm not even joking.
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Hi, JoJo! MJ here, just to say hello and that I am glad I found you!!! =)
I got so excited when you said carrot cake by Annabel Carmel but when I checked my book, I don't have that one :(
I'll go halves with you on the book if you like! x
They'd make the world a brighter place. Love 'em. x
I saw it the oher night after the pub. I love them!!
Shirley - I think it's Charlie Brooks aka Janine from Eastenders? Quite apt I thought.
Espresso is good though.
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