If I had to drink baby milk before boarding a plane (bear in mind I would be pumped full of vodka and valium) I would throw up. Would they still let me on?
Eliott is into Spiderman, the movie (yes, I know he's officially ten years too young but scene selection has big advantages). Is it inappropriate for me to now regularly use the line: "If you climb out of your pram, the Green Goblin will get you. He is loose in Balham. I've just seen it on the news."?
If I don't find a case study who is in her thirties and living back at home with her parents after a relationship breakdown, death or divorce soon, I am going to implode. Help me!
Who keeps digging up the cat's grave next door? It's a big mystery.
I have a wrinkle. I'm blaming weight loss. Matt blames the passage of time. Discuss.
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I'm blaming hallucenagenic substances accidentally intaken at some point in your food. It simply isn't really there.
Foxes?
Jus' your mind playin' them darn tricks
Must have been - it's gone now. Phew.
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